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Alright, before I get a bunch of Twilighters screaming blasphemy at me, let's get this straight;

I'VE READ THE BOOKS.
AND THEY ARE SHIT.

I didn't make this banner. I found it on twilightsucks.com and thought I'd share it. Credits go to a person named Daemon from the site.

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I'm glad that some Twilight fans like you can admit its faults :/ I actually liked the first book...but I hated the others I read D:

also lollololol Gaston.

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I was gonna say that but my friend was hovering over me and she adores Eclipse. Twilight was good but the others were bad. New Moon was stupid; Bella just went into some stupid zombie faze. Get over it, eh? And then Eclipse was just weird because of the whole Victoria and Bella/Jacob thing and Edward forcing her into marriage. And I just plain disliked breaking Dawn.

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OMG Thaaat made me giggle like mad. XDDD Gaston's smarter than we thought it seems. :B

Raping the thesaurus indeed. :| I hate that woman for abusing wooords. :iconimhappyplz:

The suckage of Twilight will never cease to amaze me. XDD

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LAWL.
That was my reaction as well.
I like reading the section from the meadow and counting how many times SMeyer uses a different word for "sparkly" Nyahahaha.
Seriously though, as I read it again, I find more and more reasons to not like twilight. I think I'm being converted to the "dark" side of the force, which may be a good thing?

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"I am wearing sunglasses at NIGHT. Do you know who does that?
No talent douche-bags."
- Dean Winchester, 5.08
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This. is. perfect.
I too liked Twilight, but the other books just sorta seemed like after thoughts -_-' And she did indeed rape the thesuarus XD "incandescent" doesn't even really mean sparkly.
Omg, I love this. That scene is perfect x3

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Haha, that's the word I had in mind.

Incandescent - 1. emitting light as a result of being heated; "an incandescent bulb"
So...Edward's a light bulb xD

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"I am wearing sunglasses at NIGHT. Do you know who does that?
No talent douche-bags."
- Dean Winchester, 5.08
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lol, XD I can imagine him being one, sadly. -_-'

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Indeed. I enjoy the parody of him being compared to a disco ball xD

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"I am wearing sunglasses at NIGHT. Do you know who does that?
No talent douche-bags."
- Dean Winchester, 5.08
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Oh yus, those things always rock. The other good ones are the night light ones [return of the incandescent XD] and the Maybeline ones x3

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Oh! How about this one? [link]

I lawled when I saw it xD

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"I am wearing sunglasses at NIGHT. Do you know who does that?
No talent douche-bags."
- Dean Winchester, 5.08

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